Editors Note: I received this from a friend and he thought it was quite fair, so what do you think?
As the CFO of this company of 140 employees, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that Clients will have to see an increase of about 8% in our fees. But since we cannot increase our fees right now, due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 6 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I'm giving it to them.
Have a nice day.
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